Cirris World History

Here at Cirris, we are proud of our thirty-year history within the wire processing industry. However, newly photoshopped documents show that Cirris testers existed long before Marlin Shelley sold his first Signature 1000 Cable Tester. Read the following timeline of events and see for yourself how much Cirris was involved in shaping the history of the world.

3000 B.C. – Ancient Egypt

Ancient Egyptians use Cirris testers to check for open errors before sealing tombs for pharaohs.

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Ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics from 3000 B.C.
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Enhanced view showing Cirris tester
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Cirris 500 Cable Tester,
like the one used in Ancient Egypt.

700 B.C. – Great Wall of China

China uses Cirris tester to test the strength of the Great Wall. The test did not show any problems with insulation but noted high resistance.

288 B.C. – Library of Alexandria

Cirris user manuals are found among the books stored in the Library of Alexandria.

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Restored page of Cirris manual from the library of Alexandria.

1440 A.D. – Gutenberg

Johann Gutenberg perfects the movable type printing press to make it easier to print test reports.

1452 A.D. – Da Vinci

Leonardo Da Vinci uses Cirris testers so much that he earns the nickname “Resistance Man.” Later it was changed to “Renaissance Man.”

1492 A.D. – Columbus

Christopher Columbus arrives in the New World. The native people give him jewelry, artwork, and a Cirris cable tester. Columbus gives the native people smallpox.

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Native people of the New World greeting Columbus.
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A closer look at the cable tester presented to Columbus.

1752 A.D. – Ben Franklin

Ben Franklin hipots a key tied to a kite. The test fails due to floating metal.

1789 A.D. – The French Revolution

Cirris testers report “short” errors caused by guillotines.

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Painting of a beheading during the French Revolution.
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Look closely to see the Cirris tester checking for shorts.

1818 A.D. – Frankenstein

Inspired by Cirris testers, Mary Shelley writes a novel about using electricity to create life.

1879 A.D. – Thomas Edison

Thomas Edison adds lights and sounds to Cirris testers using Digital IO.

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Rare photo of Thomas Edison at his workstation.
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Notice the Cirris tester, one of Edison's favorite tools.

1912 A.D. – Titanic Sinks

Negotiations fail between Cirris and White Star Line. Without testing, nobody finds the leakage errors in the Titanic.

 

We bet you had no idea Cirris testers have been around so long. Neither did we before we wrote this article. We only have one more thing to add:

April Fool's!